Translations:

Title: Check the Battery Frequently!

SFX (battery): chi chi chi...

SFX (battery): click
SFX (light): fu

SFX (Hoi): kyuuuun
SFX (Hoi): kari kari kari...

SFX (Hoi): gacha

SFX (Hoi): kyu
SFX (Hoi): ton ton

SFX (Hoi): jaki

SFX (Hoi): goginn gacha doo!
SFX (Hoi): ki ki ki kyun kyun kyun

Abura: Hoihoi-san, where are you~?

Abura: Probably because the battery was dying pretty quick lately...
Abura: Heeeey!
SFX (roach): rustle rustle

Square: Soon afterwards, Hoihoi-san was discovered; however, due ot the situation, a rescue operation was difficult to perform...

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Kyoya: If you dont know any of these things, then you obviously arent a member of our school
Kyoya (written): “right?”
SFX (Haruhi): commoner with a lot of nerve
Haruhi: “…Yeah.”
Haruhi (written): Thank you for explaining so kindly.

King (written): “Yes!!”
King: “So to speak, you are a hero, Fujioka-kun!!”
SFX (King): hug

King: “Even if you are the top student, you are also the poorest in this school.” “People will call you a weed, and you will be despised as a lower person!!”
King (written): Yes, you probably will be!!
King (written): Welcome to the luxuriant world, poorest person.
SFX (King): twinkle twinkle twinkle
Haruhi: “Wait, you don’t have to…”
Haruhi (written): “say that much.”
King: “Don’t worry, I praise the poorest!” “What is important to the hero is the reckless spirit!!”

King: “I cannot believe the rumored student is gay…”
Haruhi: “Huh? Gay??”
King: “What would you like? Wild? Lolita? Pedophile?” “Or…”
SFX (King): heh